{
    "ticker": [
        "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: One Word In This Ticker Is Mispelled.",
        "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: One Word In This Ticker Is Sdrawkcab (Backwards).",
        "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It Is Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission.",
        "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Can't Outwait A Bureaucracy."
    ]
}